25 November 2013

Teacher's can be weird: By Suzanne Klare

I always watched Ned's Survival Guide when I was little. I liked the storyline a lot, and I thought it was pretty funny. I also thought that all of those teachers weren't as bad as they seemed. Buuuut then there is high school. I discovered there are actually teachers that are kind of... weird.

So, I'll tell you guys about some of them.

My Dutch teacher:

She is a horrible witch with the weirdest clothing I have ever seen. Seriously, when you didn't do your homework and you have a perfectly good reason, she still gives you detention. Also, when you tell her you didn't do your homework, she looks at you with this glare that could churn blood. Just so you guys know, I'm not exaggerating. And how she dresses! I'm not a fashion expert, but she once wore BANANA EARINGS to school. Also, a lot of pink. She reminds me of this woman right here:

My biology teacher:

This guy doesn't know how to be ashamed. Seriously, this happened a few months ago.

Teacher: Some women like men with chesthair, and some don't. I have chesthair, and my wife LOVES it.

Me: (no one needs to know)

Girl sitting next to me: (ABORT MISSION ABORT)

He also tells us about his own sexual expierences. I'm not gonna give an example of that.

My math teacher:

I really really really really really really hate this guy. Reasons:

-He's really mean. One time, I had an 8.8 out of 10 for math, and that's a really good grade. So I'm like: Yes, I've got an 8.8! Woohoo! You know what he says?

Well, don't be too pumped, because you still made some pretty stupid mistakes.

Oh, how much I hate him...

Reason 2:

He can't explain ANYTHING.

I went to him one time and asked if he could explain more and not just sit at his desk all the time and do nothing (not with those words), but nothing changed! He's still horrible at teaching.

My Ancient Lagnuages Teacher:

So, he's my favourite teacher out of everyone. He's good at explaining things, he's nice, and he tolerates a lot. He's just a bit... eccentric.

He looks like a Greek God: Not that he's handsome or anything, but he has a beard, he's tall, he's big, he has long, curling hair, and he says he's Zeus. Also he says that he has a Gorgon head in his bag so that, if someone doesn't obey the rules, he turns them into stone. He also tries to scare me all the time, but it never works :P

So these teachers are eccentric out here where I live! If you think this is pretty normal, then that's because I live in a boring country. Tell me about your worst teachers in the comments!

Also, sorry it took so long... those same teachers gave me too much homework to do :(


Jeff said...

I had a chemistry teacher that was kind of like Dr. jackal and Mr. hide. He would be extremely nice to everyone one day and then the next day. It was like, you breathe and your going to get detention. Either he was like them or he was bipolar, I'm not sure which, but he was the worst teacher I ever had.

Star Gazer said...

My Social etiquettes teacher is mean! If you go into her classroom without a sharpened pencil. She gives you a demerit. Even though she has a sharpener in her classroom. She doesn't let us use it. She is horrible and she has to be the worst teacher I've ever had. So I know where your coming from on that one.

GameOverTown said...

This is finally back up!

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William D said...

-spins in a chair throwing glitter and confetti everywhere- Weeee areeee baaaaack ;D xD
This one teacher o -o
o -o
*flash back*
Im a kindergartener, just starting at the school, and I dont want to eat the rest of my lunch because, Im feeling sick.... here's what happens
Me: -hasxz eaten almost all the food- -pushes rest away- I don't feel to good ; - ;
Teacher: Eat. The. Rest.
Me: But I really can't, I think I might throw up T~T
Teacher: o -e -grabs me by the hair pulling me to the classroom- YOU WILL EAT
Me: o . o
*flash back over*
o -o xD So that was the worst teacher I ever had =3 They've actually gotten a lot nicer and more tollerable, last years was really REALLY strict, but loveable, this years, They all be so funny ^^ I can never stop laughing and they never yell or anything ^^

Jackie Lanae said...

All my teachers are totally AWESOME!!! :P

Suzanne Klare said...

Wow ow ow wow you guys have horrible teachers! Well, I guess you guys got to blow off some steam :P
I'm so happy :3
And you know what Jackie? Good for you. That's great! I wish all of my teachers were great. You're a very lucky person, Jackie

Suzanne Klare said...

Thanks Breeze!
Guess what I'm doing now?
... Homework
I get ONE DAY OFF SCHOOL and I get loads of homework.

Suzanne Klare said...

Actually, we don't celebrate Thanks Giving. Around this time of year, we celebrate something else.

Suzanne Klare said...

Nope, we have the same weekends as you guys do ;)
The teachers have some activity day today so all students are free from school today. It doesn't happen too often

Suzanne Klare said...

What time is it over there? It's 8:45 AM here

Suzanne Klare said...

Bye! Sleep well!

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