28 September 2013

What Phoenix Wright did to me: By Suzanne Klare

Ok, before you guys are getting perverted thoughts, the title is NOT what it looks like. I'm just gonna tell you what influence the PW games had on me.
 
For starters, the Phoenix Wright games are games where you're a lawyer.You need to find contradictions in other people's testimonies, find out who committed  the murder in every case (every single case is a murder case, for some reason), and prove your client not guilty. There are a lot of inside jokes, funny moments, weird witnesses, and of course, lots and lots of courtroom drama.
Well, I'm kind of addicted. Very addicted. Like, wow. It's my #1 fandom and it'll always be. 
So there are a few things the games did to me:
 
1. I notice EVERYTHING
 
No, seriously. It's not even fun anymore. Every time I read a book, watch a movie, play a game, and it lacks a little bit of continuity, I sense it. Why? My brain searches for contradictions. Automaticaly. I'm not even kidding.
 
And because I see those contraditions in the story, I don't like it as much. I have the urge to send a letter to the maker, and say what's wrong with it.
 
2. It made me start shipping.
 
I never wrote fanfics or shipped anything in particular before the PW games. It all started with Narumayo. Aka, Phoenix/Maya.
 
Aaaand it went downhill from there.
 
I even ship people who're in games/programs/books/movies, when I'm not even in that fandom! I became a massive shipper from this game.
 
3. I know I'm not going to become a lawyer
 
I learned that lawyer's have a pretty though job. How much times has Phoenix been assaulted? And how many times did the girl closest to him (not headcanon, he said so himself), been in danger because of Phoenix being in contact with horrible criminals? And most of all, he's kind of broke. Lawyers don't get paid that much, apparently. :/

Well, that's it. I'm sorry for grammatical mistakes, but remember, I'm from the Netherlands.

Thank you for reading!

83 comments:

Katie said...

I love it when you write it cursive it's really pretty! Great post Suzanne, you're right I've developed many different skills from playing PW and ND games ;)

Anonymous said...

the cursive is hard to read

Christina said...

I love the cursive AND I LOVE THE POST!!! :) kEEP IT UPP!

Suzanne Klare said...

Thank you everyone! I'm so glad Breeze put it up. And the cursive wasn't my idea, but I like it a lot, and all credit goes to Breanna. Thanks Breeze!
Gosh, I wish I knew where Will and GOT are...
And I'm sorry I wrote about Phoenix Wright (again), but I'm a little bit obsessed (really obsessed actually)
Next time it's my turn, it'll be something different, I promise ;)

William D said...

The cursive is hard to read on my laptop, but I think it looks nice xD
Oh dear... I need to make a post :O
Ok, a VOTE!!!
Logic:
Games:

Suzanne Klare said...

Hmm, though one. I think I'll vote... Games!

Anonymous said...

games

GameOverTown said...

Hey, there's finally a blog post.

GameOverTown said...

This comment is solely for checking off the email alert box.

William D said...

Come on other peeps, Vote xD
Also, if the votes remain the same let's break down that category.
Board Games:
Video Games:

William D said...

It's ok! I kind of like it xP

Suzanne Klare said...

I'll vote for board games, if no one else is going to vote.
And I also like how it's now, no need to change it, Breanna

Chelsea said...

Games ;)

Chelsea said...

board games is what I mean!

GameOverTown said...

So are you guys going to do daily blog posts now? Also, I don't know how someone could write a blog post about board games, so the video type will do for me.

William D said...

Pffffffft ;-; xD
I suppose I can do some of my favorite childhood memory with grandma board games :P xD

GameOverTown said...

I need help. I need to upload my daily video(s) for youtube today but I don't know what walkthrough to start. Any suggestions?

Suzanne Klare said...

I guess it's even, then. Anyone wana vote?

William D said...

t(o-ot) -throws hands up- XD

William D said...

FYI, Zuzia, Michael is doing the Demo for Duel Destinies :O
xD It's awesooooooooooome... so far :P

GameOverTown said...

Hello

William D said...

:P Hi xD

GameOverTown said...

Bonjour je suis GameOverTown avec un message trés important. C'est que on n'as pas un professeur depuis le 7 septembre et ils ont nous donnés des suppléants qui ne peut pas parler le Français.

See, I can be fancy too

Suzanne Klare said...

I've also downloaded the demo!!!
I LOVE IT!!!!
And I could actually understand some things in what you said, GOT.
Buuut I still couldn't understand completely. Translation??

GameOverTown said...

Hello I am GameOverTown with a very important message. It's that we haven't had a teacher since the 7th and they gave us supply teachers that can't speak French.

Suzanne Klare said...

Well, that sucks. And you mostly speak French, or not?

GameOverTown said...

I speak both english and french. It depends on who I'm talking to.

William D said...

I suppose I'll mix together the board games and video games :P xD

GameOverTown said...

How, exactly?

Joeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee said...

video games

William D said...

And the scales have been SET xD

GameOverTown said...

Yes they have

William D said...

Now, ANOTHER VOTE So very sorry :P
Zelda
Nancy Drew

GameOverTown said...

Mrs Nancy

Anonymous said...

stop creating dumb polls and just post a new topic sheesh

Suzanne Klare said...

Zelda.
And it's ma BIRTHDAY! YEAH!!!

William D said...

l(o-ol I have indecision! What can I say l(o-ol
Also, happy birthday, Zuzia :D

GameOverTown said...

Yeah, Happy Birthday! I have to wait until nov. 11th :(

Suzanne Klare said...

Well, that's not THAT far away.

GameOverTown said...

Not really but still

GameOverTown said...

My friend from the UK just turned 18 last week. That's odd. Other than "Breeze", I'm the youngest person on this blog.

GameOverTown said...

1999 and thx for adding me

Suzanne Klare said...

I was also born in 1999 :D
Also just 2 days and House of Hades will come out :D

GameOverTown said...

My internet was being mean to me, I hope it's fine now

William D said...

HOUSE OF HADES
OMG I ALMOST FORGOT :O :O :O -pumps fists in the air and whoops- YES!!!!!!!
-calms down- Sorry about that v-v I got carried away! xD
I'll make my post when I have time, I'm really sorry. I'll try and get to it :P

GameOverTown said...

what

Katie said...

Wow Breanna that's cool! We definitely understand everything's ok! :P

GameOverTown said...

How old is she?

Breeze said...

you guys are all so stuipd i hate you so much you guys are idoits and dont know anythyng at all

GameOverTown said...

^looks like "Breeze" figured out that there was a new blog post.

Suzanne Klare said...

O my gosh! Congrats Breanna!!!
You'll be an aunt soon ;)
ONE DAY LEFT UNTILL HoH!!! OoO

GameOverTown said...

1. What is House of Hades?
2. I'll add you back Breanna... once I figure out how to. All of my friends, acquaintances and following (no family) disappeared without a trace last week.

GameOverTown said...

I'm on Omegle trying to find people with the interest Arglefumph. Nobody yet sadly.

GameOverTown said...

It's a website where you type in your interests and it matches you with a stranger with the same interest(s) as you. You can do video and text chat.

GameOverTown said...

It is unless you go into the adult section. Stay away from there.

William D said...

1 LEFT OF THE NANCY DREW NO NO NO NOOOO
o-e NOOOOOOOOOO WHY WHY WHY DDDX
Me IRL: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I don't.... If I.... o-e e-o o-e e-o -starts to twitch-
-slaps self- v-v
Ok, anyways, HoO: HoH FTW xD
I'll probs make the blog post today.

William D said...

Also, in my rage session, Breanna!!! Your sister is having a baby? :D That's great news!!!!

Breeze said...

yes brenna is haveing a baby dont act shoched wilam be cause you is the faher and you did it last night

William D said...

Try and speak clearly please ;-;
Try not drooling, and maybe use teeth. Oh wait we have to wait until your older for all your teeth. Sorry Dx

Anonymous said...

lots of perverts on omegle. gayovertoe is one of them he admitted

GameOverTown said...

Only go to the box on the bottom and type in interests you think should keep them away.

William D said...

The order for Silent Spy won't go throoooooough o-e
-freaks out-

Suzanne Klare said...

Wooooh Will, calm down, Will you? (Bad pun)
HoH TODAY SADGKJDGBKJSDBKSJDBKM
Ok, sorry, I'm a hypocrite :/

Jake said...

Don't you want me baby, don't you want me Breanna and Suzanne? I love both of you! ;)

Suzanne Klare said...

O no, Jake started again!
And now he dragged ME into it :(

GameOverTown said...

I'm at school now. Give me an hour and I'll be on.

Suzanne Klare said...

All right

Jake said...

Love both of you!

You will obey me.

Breanna and Suzanne!!!!!!

GameOverTown said...

Jake, you are so retarded it's scary.

GameOverTown said...

So does the rest of the world.

Anonymous said...

it's better. more mature

GameOverTown said...

A lot

William D said...

A: I have resigned myself to my fate v-v xD
B: Jake is a freak, jake is a fre-eak
C: I love the new background, do you think we could switch it off periodically? Like a month for each look?
If you have anything nautical do it in March. (That's my birth month)

Suzanne Klare said...

Wow, I love the new look!
Also, Jake...
YOU ARE A LONELY PATHETIC PSYCHOPATH

Jake said...

I want to fight you William! I will win too.

GameOverTown said...

He could do worse... like shift him to death. Or tab him to death.

william D said...

Oh the horror xD
I'm doooomed :O xD
The best he can do, is make my ears bleed from the insane amount of crying and wailing he spews forth each day. Oh wait, he can't even do that, we are on the internet :D xD

Willy D said...

Whooops xD
William D*

Jake said...

Yeah he's a riot. :( I hate you William. You stole the love of my life from me and I will rescue her and take Suzanne too!

GameOverTown said...

So let me get this straight, Jake:
2 weeks ago you said (in EXACT quotes) "There's only one girl for me and that's breanna"
So you apparently want to kidnap Suzanne and Breanna, force Breanna to marry you over the internet, make Suzanne your internet maid, and tab William. So there's solid evidence that you have never heard of something.... It's called a brain and it can think.

Jake said...

I have a nickname for all of you!

Heart braker Breanna.

psycho William!

Dumb blonde Suzanne.

GameLOSERTown!

I'm Awesome Jake and I'm dashingly hansom!!! And heart broken :(

GameOverTown said...

So, let's see here...

Breanna is apparently a "Braker"

So, if Will is psycho, why hasn't he mentioned you in the mental hospital.

I don't see you subscribed to LoserTown, you know you would if there was one.

And you are apparently "hansom".


...so you're the one calling Suzanne dumb?

Jake said...

Breanna knows she loves me!