Today I'm talking about the fallacy of Avoiding the Question, or The Red Herring.
(The following argument could apply to either boys or girls, but Im just doing it from the book. So
don't be offended)
Jenny: Girls are WAY smarter than boys.
Bert: Oh yah. How do you know that?
Jenny: Because they just are!
Bert: But how do you know that?
Jenny: Well there are lots of girls who are pretty smart, my neighbor Mrs. Jones is pretty smart. Joan of Arc saved the French from the English. And Marie Curie invented the light bulb!
Bert: But how do you know they are smarter than boys!?
Jenny: Because there are many girls who have high IQ's. That makes them smart!
Bert: You still haven't answered my question! Why are girls smarter than boys?
Jenny: Because I'm smart and your dumb. That proves it!
Ok, guys, I see to flaws in her logic. Firstly Marie Curie did NOT invent the light bulb, Thomas Edison did. Also, she didn't answer his question, because she had no proof, she was trying to give answers that proved it, but she never talked about what men have done! Now this situation can be reversed. All she has proven is that some people are smarter than other people, Boys and Girls, Men and Women, there is no actual group that's smarter than the other! Many people never answer questions directly, and the other people in turn, don't think to ask about it, or realize that they hadn't had their question answered. Now for some of you wondering "What is a Red Herring?!" A Red Herring is something completely irrelevant to the subject at hand, such as the following argument:
Jenny: Boys should always open the door for girls.
Bert: Why should we?
Jenny: Because it's helpful to us, and it's the gentlemanly thing to do.
Bert: Why shouldn't girls open doors for boys, it would be as equally helpful.
Jenny: Because it isn't right! When I came out of the store, I had to put ALL my bags down to open the door! You were to rude to come in and help me!
Bert: But you said you didn't help and that you wouldn't get so many groceries!
Jenny: Well you were inconsiderate to not have come in anyway.
As you can see they are now completely and woefully off topic.
Here is an example of something that ISN'T a Red Herring:
Son: Father, what is the square root of 234.09667?
Father: I don't know. Why don't you use a calculator?
The Father here really doesn't know the answer. Ok guys, are you ready for you test? I hope so XD If it's a Red Herring, tell me in the comment section, I'm putting a twist on things, you need to tell me the answer, I'm not telling you anymore >:D
Son: Why can't I see Day of the Spatulas with my friends?
Dad: It's too scary, and you're too young to see such a scary movie!
Son: Dad why can't I see Day of the Spatulas with my friends?
Dad: Because January 1st is on a Wednesday.
Son: Can I see Day of the Spatulas with my friends?
Dad: I'm not sure, ask Mom!
Son: Can I see Day of the Spatulas with my friends?
Dad: No
Son: Can I see Day of the Spatulas with my friends?
Dad: Is it about Pancakes?
Ok guys sorry about the enormousness of this post but what must be done, must be done! Until next time!
236 comments:
1 – 200 of 236 Newer› Newest»=3 Yay, Breeze!
Helloooo everybody. Now I have to come up with something. D:
Hey William, I don't know why that anon. on the last blog post said what he did about your logic posts, but they're crazy!!! Your posts are awesome, keep it up.
Cool new profile picture Breeze! Btw I sent you my blogpost ;)
And Will I still needed to tell you about my idea for your fanfic! The Percy Jackson/Phoenix Wright cross-over, I mean ;)
I'm still trying to get them to agree to me using the email account o-o And, Breeeeeze, why u delete your comment DDX
William you ńeed to get a blogspot
That was me by the way. I forgot to sign in :(
Yes, yes I do XDD. But Mom doesn't want me to until next year o-o
Wait, seriously? I'm 13, you're 14, and even I have a blogger account. Use that as an argument, Will.
Please nobody start jumping on William again...
Meh ;-; I've tried to XDD Mom is like WAY WAY WAAAAY to overly protective =3
I know what you mean. Moms sometimes...
XD yup =3
Breeze! Breeze, where are you? I sent you my blogpost!
Breeze, of course you are! The picture you sent me was absolutely beautiful. You ARE pretty.
Now what idiot told you you're ugly? I'll smack some sense into them >:(
Well, this is awkward XDD
I think you are a very pretty girl/teenager. Your hair looks silky, your eyes are purty, I think you look perfectly fine. I won't be able to say the same for whoever said you weren't won't be purty for long...
It's what friends are for =3http://nianara.deviantart.com/art/Phoenix-Wright-Pony-345323882
( phoenix wright/ my little pony fans CHECK THIS OUT)
Also, Happy Memorial Day!!!
(It is for me)
Don't worry Breeze, I'll resend it.
It's a VERY special day for me Thursday. Everybody guess what I'm talking about!
Did you know it was Harry Potter day yesterday? The first of September ;)
Breezy you are yummy.
-says in sarcastic voice- yay hes back -.- only people can call her Breeze or Breeze or anything other than breanna. that's human, not Trolls ok?
To will d: Congratulations! You are no longer the only person on the arglefumph blog who is getting nasty comments after posting a comment!
To jake: Tell me what happened at Paseo Del Mar....
Breeze is a rather dumb nickname don't you think though? Breanna is a pretty name so why butcher it to something so lame as "Breeze"
Didn't Detective Beech push you down a flight of stairs?
Tomorrow is my first day of school. When do (or did) you guys start?
Oh it's nice to hear that Gameova is going to be attending school. They need to get an education obviously.
Jake just needs to find a new life, being a troll must be hard on the skin.
Ok jakey, a battle of the brains..
Why should we listen to anything you say?
~stawnbery 13 hours ago
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW look what I found while looking at fan art of The Legend of Zelda. XDD creepypasta anyone?
Willy, do you really believe in that nonsense? I'm not going to send it to ANYBODY. So if I won't be sending blogposts or comments any more, I'm dead. ;)
Did you get my bloggyposty, Breeze?
Also, Jake, don't call her that.
I think we scared him away :/
Is Jake's name REALLY Rogers?
Im still alive =3 Also, I just put it on here so we can laugh XDD Sooooo dumb XDD Anyways, just got back from school =3 My new to teacher is so Awesome XDDDDDD
Nobody guessed what's going to happen to Suzanne on thurs.
yeh because no one cares. we all want breezy
jk she'll probably be student body pres or have student body pres election results. hope you win in finland or wherever you live and have learned to speak english. ta ta
Well, anon, thank you very much. I am still alive, just so you know, there are just different timezones, so usually when you guys are in school (or not), I'm still asleep. I hate it :(
Why is your new teacher so awesome, Willy?
Cause he is SO funny =3 We spend like 1/2 the time laughing, XDDD Also hes the only one XDD
Suzanne I have the same problem with time zones. One minute I have to reply to a comment from some guy I California, and the next from England. Completely different time zones. It's ridiculous.
Also I am 3 hours head of the time on this blog.
Im 2 I think XD
http://shadowxsonic1.deviantart.com/art/Slenderman-262287535 slender man as a pony anyone? XDD
Who the heck keeps posting as meh o_o
I don't know who is the real William D anymore :(
Me ME (if I cursed I would be right now)
Ok
Imposters are annoying. Seriously, what's so funny about them anyway?
idk
I found out its my friend XDD
nice friend
He's a BIG joker XDD
Trust me, he is really nice IRL
Don't tell me he was Jake too...
Gosh, that would be disturbing o.O
B R E E Z E ! ! !
Where are you? What's going on?
He had better not have been Jake
Or we'll be mad >:(
Very mad.
http://yunobuyshirt.nl/image/cache/data/Herfst%20Collectie/T2001%20-%204%20-%20Trollface%20you%20mad%20bro/Trollface_U_Mad_Bro-650x650.jpg
Y did u send us this
Ok, I'll admit it, that anon was me.
I just wanted to feel how it was to be the troll.
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
Maybe everyone on this blog is Will D's friend
I worded that terribly
Seriously, I won't do it again, promise.
Email alerts are awesome!!!
Uhm... what?
The email alerts u can get whenever someone posts a comment after you do.
O yeah, that. Those are indeed awesome!
but i hate those captcha things
Captcha... wait, what?
The things that say please prove your not a robot whenever you have to post a commment
Is that called captcha? Yes, those are annoying. Seriously, isn't there an easier way to prove you're not a robot? They should know by now I'm not a robot. I leave comments about EVERYTHING, EVERYWHERE. Seriously.
Well, not comments about... certain things...
They should only make Jake do them. Like a million times per comment.
And after a million times, he still can't post a comment, but instead gets a giant trollface on his screan without knowing how to get it to go away. Let's troll the trolls :D
I hear my dad listening to Katy Perry O.O
How does jake even know how to do the captcha Things anyways?
Your dad's listening to katy perry? What?!
Roar. My day's getting weirder and weirder o.O
I understand
STUPID CAPTCHAS
I know Wright?
Do you get the pun? Well, do you?
Oh yes.
I'm so sorry. XD
Ahhhhhh!!!!
The nd rap is stuck in my head
O Noes! Not the...
Nancy Drew rap?
Like a bullet from a gun
She arrives on the scene
A young detective who doesn't know the meaning of
Fear
When she's hot on the case...
STOP STOP STOP!!!
Thank gods I don't know how the beat goes... That would get stuck in my head for days O.O
see u on the arglefumph blog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecjZcQkXcME
O that rap... I've seen that long ago.
Good thing I now have Roar in my head.
Thanks dad
I prefer michael is the president of the english club
Me too.
Now THAT's a thing that gets stuck in my head.
My dad's playing Katy Perry again...
Or robot cat
...
Robot cat?
(You're probably getting annoyed by me knowing nothing)
I've watched most if michael's videos (i love how everyone knows who michael is), so I kind of get carried awy with every single funny thing he did in his videos. I'm sorry.
Wait a second...
ROBOT CAT I REMEMBER SHADOW AT THE WATER'S EDGE!!! YES!
i hope he plays a song like that for the silent spy
I know right! It's so funny when there's this random soundtrack in one of his videos it's just awesome.
Aaand now my dad is playing some jazz number, and he doesn't even like jazz. What's going on...?
are you sure some random guy didn't just break into your house to play random music? XD
I have no idea. Now he's playing African music... SERIOUSLY WHAT SHOULD I DO IT'S ON SO HARD I CAN"T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINKING
u cant be serious
I AM SERIOUS.
No, seriously, I really am.
ok
turn your volume up full blast
go to my youtube channel
go to my most popular video (electric shock sound)
play electric shock sound full blast.
i'll probably hear it here in canada
I think I would get deaf.
Now my dad's listening Bollywood music.
what!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!???!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?
tell him i said hi
You like Bollywood music? ;)
not really.
actually, not at all.
except for the fact that where I live, those are the only movies that are free to watch on tv
Seriously? Wow, poor you.
Poor everyone in Canada!
not really everyone in canada.
it's just that i don't live in a big city in the best province so... yeah.
But its better than the 4 channels we used to get a few years ago.
Where do you live, then?
a small town in the middle of nowhere
in canada
Which is called...?
I'm walking through your neighborhood right now... via google maps ;)
stalker!!!
Address? >:D
Don't worry, I live in the Netherlands ;)
what town?
Almere
Your Weather: 19°C, Wind SE at 0 km/h, 78% Humidity
Now THAT's creepy. But...
OBJECTION!
It's 19.5 C here! Ha!
Ok, lamest contradiction ever.
MY DAD IS NOW LISTENING RAP MUSIC IS HE DRUNK OR SOMETHING
I have placed live cameras in your house and i am watching your every move hahaha
O yeah? What color shirt am I wearing?
OBJECTION
I spell colour with a u
ok u are wearing white
Guess again ;P
But now I have to go have diner. Bye!
and I have to go make a video before my british friends get angry
Just tried watching "Somebody's Watching Me" on vevo. Guess what ad I got? Roar. No joke.
Well, roar's getting a bunch of attention right now, so I kinda get it. Buuut it still freaks me out :/
me too
Let's do top 3s!
For instance, my top 3 of favourite songs at the moment is:
The Phoenix - Fall Out Boy
Roar - Katy Perry (hehe)
How Far We've Come - Matchbox Twenty
And yours?
1. Nancy Drew Rap
2. Michael is the President of the English Club
3. Robot Cat
Based on the amount of times I had the urge to play these songs.
Top 3 favourite book series (or novels)
Percy Jackson
Harry Potter
Gone
1. Harry Potter
2. Nancy Drew + Hardy Boys (or does that count as 2 books?)
3. Believe it or Not
Ok, now you have to think of something.
Favourite Video Games
1. Nancy Drew: Ghost Dogs of Moon Lake
2. The Cameron Files: The Secret at Loch Ness
3. Gravity Bone
Ok,
Phoenix Wright: Justice For All
Nancy Drew: Secret of Shadow Ranch
GTA 4(KIDDING HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA)
No, I mean Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time
Favourite YouTubers
1. arglefumph
2. thezennetworks
3. perrtiodeoro
(2/3 you probably don't know)
i meant perritodeoro for no 3
Yup ;P
Ok, me now:
Arglefumph
Jacksfilms
KSIOlijadebt
You probably don't know them too :P
Ok, 3 celebrities you hate the most. Mine are:
Justin Bieber
Robin Thicke
Any Kardashian
1 Justin Bieber (should be disowned by canada)
2 the kardashians
3 psy
I totally agree on the Justin Bieber thing.
Ok.... Hmmm... Worst gifts you've ever received? Mine are:
An ugly scarf that smelles like cigaretes from my grandma.
An English book that gives you a headache when you read it (it's a good book, but sometimes...)
A piggybank that counted how much money was in there that got broken the day I got it.
Some tea-stained Nancy Drew books from my aunt
A (used) shirt that was way too small for me
The Christmas where I got three of the same encyclopedias from three different people
Ok, um, the next top three...
Top three favourite animals
1. Snake
2 Dog
3 Polar Bear
Seagull
Tiger
Dalmatian
Buuut I have to go now, bye!
bye
WOW!!! When the cats away, the mice do play XD
OK! For one, my friend? No he's not Jake. Jake came before this blog, remember? And no one else knows about this blog that I know personally XD
I'm just going to answer the last question:
All dogs (XD)
Vipers
And.... probably Eagles
(I love all the animals in the world. Dogs. If could have, dogs for all 3 its really hard to decide though :P
Wiliam!!!
I haven't seen you since, like, 55 comments ago!
Breeeeeeeeze T^T
Where are you T^T
I want to hump you and make you happy!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Everybody wants to make Breeze happy, wherever she is. BREEZE, WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?! We miss you :'(
Hello :P
...
You're not Breanna. I ment Breanna.
Why do you aways reply to peolpe,s comments? Their is no point with that game over creaper and fake williamd. Stay out of pepole,s busness
Uhm, sorry, but Will and I are both admins of the blog, so Breanna-imposter, I would keep my mouth shut if I were you.
That looks like it was written by a four year old (i meant breeze's comment). Get off this blog.
You should get off this bolg. You are probaby some 50 yearold psico game over towm
I don't even know what that H thing is T^T Great now theres another imposter TT^TT
You should get off this blog, you irritating useless little troll. Just go away, 'Breeze', you're not worthy for that name anyway. The nickname Breeze is saved for nice people with an IQ higher than 5
And so what if he's 50, at least he can spell better tha you :D
Hey Will! Great, now I have to go just when you and I are here at the same time. I sometimes hate my parents DX
I'm not 50, i'm 13
Hi Suzanne T^T XD
I just woke up o-o Im actually pretty sick at the moment Wish meh luck.
I'm also 13! Well, I'll be 14 in a month. I'm gonna go lasergaming for my birthday with my best friends! I'm probably gonna suck at it :P
I'm still here, luckily XD
That's a coincidence, my best friend here in Holland also has a fever. Weird o.O
You are such idoits
I figured you weren't GameOver, but I wouldn't care if you were. I was just trying to make a point : / Sorry if I insulted you : (
Also, LUCKY!! I've always wanted to play Lazer-tag :,( XD
So what if we are 'Breeze' Where's your proof : )
(Besides at least we aren't the only ones with you here :D)
'Breeze' doesn't even know how to spell 'idiot'. I think we have an idiot over here all right, but it's not Game Over Town, Willy or me
I wonder why it takes him so long to reply....
Maybe it's because He/She has to look every word up? Bigger than 3 letters? And even then, He/She spells it wrong :O
I know right? But now my parents are getting pissed so I have to go now, bye! See you guys next time!
You idoits dont know how to spell
Yes, because that makes soooo much sense
You three are all so stuipd. Jake is awesome and you know it william d doen,t know what his name is and niether does gameover town or whatevre we dont really know who they are like suzane klaire they could just be the same child lurer and i dont care what anybosy says about this
^ wow
Oh and anybody but "breeze" or Jake we can talk about more stuff because I am bored here ;)
Makes perfect sense doesn't it XDD
:,D Fools nowadays, they just don't know anything. We don't know how to spell... XDD Im dying over here laughing too hard XD -sigh- Obviously we know Jake is awesome :D.... awesome at failing =3
WOuldn't surprise me if YOU were jake 'Breeze' Only Jake thinks he's awesome :3 Which just shows how conceited you both are :D
At any rate, I want you to prove you aren't stupid, and that we are. Go ahead! Give it your best shot ; )
Would you rather...
Be trapped with the angry Ghost Dogs for 5 minutes
Or trapped with the Hornets from Crystal Skull for 2
>:D Im evil xD
But Jake doesn't spell THAT bad. It's probably one of his loser friends. I love your comment " I wonder why it takes him so long to reply....
Maybe it's because He/She has to look every word up? Bigger than 3 letters? And even then, He/She spells it wrong :O"
I would very much rather be trapped with the ghost dogs thank you very much. Those bees were so annoying...
I know right XD
I died so much o-o
Your turn to ask
Would you rather kick Jake or Breeze off this blog
I meant the fake one.
Will, are you still there?
Yes william d is gone he weant to the stuipdnes conventon and he forgot about you
This blog is boreing
When you don't even know how to spell "Breeze" right, pr anything for that matter, you shouldn't be posting comments at all.
Will! You went to the stupidness convention? Wow, I wanted to go too XD
Sorry XDD I was busy XDD
Anyways, I would rather kick 'Breeze' Cause this one is causing more trouble now XD
Would you rather
Face of against
Anja in her monster suite
Or the Ghost from shadow at the waters edge
The ghost because rentaro is so stupid! Also I have to leave butmi'll be back... Eventually,
XDD kk
I'm back!!!! Ok, not really. But I can chat for a few minutes now and in an hour or two. So if I suddenly disappear, don't worry, I'll be back. *cough* terminator *cough* *cough*
I have 2 leave now
Where are you will?
I'm sexting right now I will reply and think of a question later XD
Seriously, people stop impersonating others please. We all know that is NOT William.
Sorry meant texting! typo lol
Ok...............
we know what youa re really doeing william
LOL XD ewww, nope. It was a typo LOL I'm going to be celibate and want to be a Catholic priest like Michael!
Would you rather read Harry Potter or Twilight?? XDDDD
-growls- enough of this stupidity and absolute rediculousness. I am getting mad, and I would like it if you could find my address IRL -.- so I can knock your block off.
I've never read Harry Potter, don't plan on it, and I hate Twilight. I also don't use the abbreviation Lol because it's stupid. I hope you learn that what your doing with your life is not exactly right, and seeing as how you having nothing else to do, I wonder what your mom would say.
Shame, shame v.v
Sorry, GameOver, I was busy helping mom with dinner : /
Also, no, I don't want to be a priest, I want to be a Channon Lawyer
I'm starting to get concerned, Breeze? Are you ok?!?! ( the real one -.-)
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
WHERE ARE YOU O-O
It's 6:53. And it's picture day. Yay.
Wow I missed out on a LOT. What's a channon lawyer, Will? And good luck with your pictire day, Game Over Town
A Channon Lawyer is a Lawyer for the Faith. (Basically like a Phoenix Wright for the Pope and Bishops etc.)
Also Good luck with picture day O_O
Also I had a nightmare that Michael hated me and somehow blocked me from his Youtube channel even though I don'n have an account XD
I once dreamed that my dad and I were sitting in the living room, and he was a vampire. Big Time Rush and the guy who plays Oliver in Hannah Montana were there screaming like little girls. Then I got a wooden stake and stabbed my dad with it and he turned normal.
Weird dreams o.O
So you're going to be a kind Phoenix Wright! That's pretty cool :P
I have no idea what I want to be doind when I grow up. I want to do something in the movies, like a director or scenariowriter.
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